The Primack Times
March 2004
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Mayah Emerges Victorious in "Pass the Baby" Game

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In what was perhaps the most ferocious game of "pass the baby" in decades, various Kennedy-Harr clan members matched wits against each other, attempting to woo the attention of little Micah, weighing in at 10 pounds 10 ounces.

Although Mayah Harr came into the contest the favorite, she had to overcome strong showings by all family members, especially her older sisters. Ann-Marie Harr, who has the same number of syllables in her name as does Harrison Ford, seemed to have the contest wrapped up when she pulled out her world-famous "fish face," shown below.

All were aghast when, despite witnessing this outstanding move, Rachel Harr came out undeterred and held Micah in such an expert, gentle fashion that he was truly in extreme bliss (see left and above).

Suddenly, when it seemed that Rachel had it all wrapped up, Mayah dove in and swooped up Micah with all the drama of Alexander Haig taking control of the White House. One delicate word from Mayah and Micah was off in heaven. The others congratulated her but vowed to return for next year's grudge match.

All in all, it was a success. Even the runners-up left the evening well-fed, warm in their hearts, and relatively spit-up free.